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		<title>They Glossed Over the Doody</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/they-glossed-over-the-doody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bike commuting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven’t seen the “murmuration of starlings” video on the Internet yet, first things first, go and do it. It is beautiful and impressive and a testament to the wonders and glories of nature. It is also&#8230;how to put it&#8230;gratifyingly devoid of flying guano. Now, then. This morning, on my way to work, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our new toilet is also a Jacuzzi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(the bathroom is still a work in progress, so please don&#8217;t judge the crummy floor, the cheezy plastic tile on the wall, or my hair-and-makeup box on a cinder block) I had no idea Jacuzzi was a brand. I thought it was like the technical term for a deep, fizzy bathtub. Apparently, they make everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My anachronisms &#8211; let me show you them</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Michelle-World, all smartphones are Blackberries. For example, all of the Project Managers in my office carry iPhones. However, when people call in and ask for a manager who is out in the field, I invariably tell the caller that &#8220;So &#038; So is out in the field today, but he does have his Blackberry, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s hard to be chic with an armpit on your shoulder</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/armpit-on-your-shoulder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess this is what you&#8217;d call a wardrobe malfunction. I finished stitching down the facings on this bolero and went to go model it for Joel. This is what happened: Sadly, this is not the first time I&#8217;ve pulled a stunt like this. Unfortunately, it is the furthest I&#8217;ve gotten in the completion of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which I think about really dumb thing</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/in-which-i-think-about-really-dumb-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 04:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, I have brainmeats problems. A month or so ago I read an article online where this guy decided to try recipes or foodstuffs mentioned in The Simpsons. I laughed myself silly, as you do. Especially over the notion of Corn Nog, which sounds really fucking disgusting. I mean! Almost as bad as fuzzy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I *heart* my shitty cell phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 02:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this phone in February of 2006. It was pretty awesome, so I stuck a couple of foil daisy stickers on it to make it awesomer. They didn&#8217;t stay very well, but they were cute while they lasted. I got this phone from a shady discount-cellular-and-tobacco store on East Truman Road, about a block [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW TO:  Get chronological Facebook updates, like everyone wants in four easy steps.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook. Freakin&#8217; Facebook. It&#8217;s a love/hate website, that&#8217;s for sure. It&#8217;s fun to keep up with your friends, see your old schoolmates&#8217; babies, check out your co-workers Spotify picks, hand out party invites, RSVP to same&#8230;it&#8217;s a daily ritual that many of us enjoy. Mostly. But Facebook has a habit of inventing new ways to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>heh heh heh &#8211; she said &#8220;Blow&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/heh-heh-heh-she-said-blow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, my dumb ass has decided to participate in NoBloPoMo, or whatever the hell they call it. Because I am crazy. Also because I feel like I could use a swift blogging kick in the pants and that may be the boot to administer it. Or something like that. And because it is late and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.U. Sallie Mae</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/07/f-u-sallie-mae/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a decade of being vaguely broke and more than vaguely pissed off about it, I have finally paid off my student loan. Before the July payment was set to draw, I shut off the automatic draft, transferred an extra $1,000 from my savings to my checking, and paid that bad boy off. I just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Awkward Primer</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/02/an-awkward-primer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I reckon I might have a few new guests in here thanks to the fabulous Thieving Thursdays from Was That Awkward, so I thought I&#8217;d do y&#8217;all a favor and provide you with a list of links to some of my favorite awkward moments I&#8217;ve shared on the blog over the years. The one [...]]]></description>
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