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		<title>Our new toilet is also a Jacuzzi</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/our-new-toilet-is-also-a-jacuzzi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dumb things I have done]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(the bathroom is still a work in progress, so please don&#8217;t judge the crummy floor, the cheezy plastic tile on the wall, or my hair-and-makeup box on a cinder block) I had no idea Jacuzzi was a brand. I thought it was like the technical term for a deep, fizzy bathtub. Apparently, they make everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Juniper Berry sachet</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/juniper-berry-sachet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 04:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art Projects & Making Things]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juniper Berry sachet, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. While running the dog, I found a bunch of windfall juniper berries today, so I completely filled my jacket pockets and made several juniper-berry sachets. I put this one in my lingerie drawer, &#8217;cause delicates that smell of G&#038;T are never the wrong answer.]]></description>
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		<title>Annual vet visit highlights</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/10/annual-vet-visit-highlights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beastlies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ruby continues to hold steady at just under 50lb, therefore she continues to qualify for the cheaper heartworm preventative.  Rejoicing commences. Griswald behaves himself in the car &#8211; minor bitching only, no yowls of evisceration.  Moreover, he completely fails to piss himself.  Earns reward of catnip upon return home. Minnie, on the other hand, manages [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have a tiny metal duck in my hair</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/07/i-have-a-tiny-metal-duck-in-my-hair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photo entries]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it nifty?]]></description>
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		<title>Perspective</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/06/perspective/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 12:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meetzorp.com/?p=2590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I saw these straw-bags (used to minimise silt runoff on construction sites) I thought it looked like a colony of walruses sunning themselves. Like so&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Jazzy trails to you</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/09/jazzy-trails-to-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mountain Biking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apropos of pretty much nothing, Perez Prado&#8217;s &#8220;Patricia&#8221; popped into my head and stayed for the day while I was out riding the trails at Smithville yesterday. It&#8217;s a surprisingly good song to mountain bike to, actually.]]></description>
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		<title>With Honors</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/08/with-honors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I have a Degree in "Medieval Studies"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's all so terribly sad]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, what I&#8217;m really looking for is a battery powered picture frame that will make the sound of a toilet flushing when you push a button or pull a lever. Ideally, it would accommodate an A4 sized sheet of paper. Can you believe this thing is for real? Or that I, in actual fact, &#8220;earned&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My life is 1000% awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/07/my-life-is-1000-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[because I got wolf-whistled while armpits deep in a garbage can in downtown Kansas City Kansas. The absurdity of the situation just tickled me eight shades of pink. KCKS guys have basically no standards, nor dignity. I mean, srsly? But sexual harrassment and foul odors nonetheless, i think I got enough bottles for my boat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Makin&#8217; stuff (Part 1)</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/05/makin-stuff-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 03:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion/Sewing stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been on a real sewing binge lately, so here&#8217;s some of the stuff I have made: Applique-decorated capri pants. (Front) and back In action (with a shirt I made last winter) Gratuitous butt-shot. This is the other cool pair of pants I made. Yes, they are bell bottoms. They are also AWESOME. The rear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help me out here</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/03/help-me-out-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got this awesome fabric: And it&#8217;s just enough to make either of these dresses: Sundress OR late-1960s A-line I think this fabric would be just about equally fabulous with either pattern, but I&#8217;m not sure which to go with. Opinions would totally not hurt my feelings right now!]]></description>
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