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		<title>Bigger, Better, &amp; Trashier!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/07/bigger-better-trashier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, well, well, well, well! Another Regatta has passed with no deaths, arrests, or maulings by invasive Asiatic Carp, so I guess we can chalk up yet another successful run down the Missouri. So last Thursday evening, our back porch looked like this. My neighbors love me. On Wednesday night, I was prowling throughout Strawberry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My life is 1000% awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[because I got wolf-whistled while armpits deep in a garbage can in downtown Kansas City Kansas. The absurdity of the situation just tickled me eight shades of pink. KCKS guys have basically no standards, nor dignity. I mean, srsly? But sexual harrassment and foul odors nonetheless, i think I got enough bottles for my boat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not giving a&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/07/not-giving-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my way home from work today, I rode past some very busy fireworks stands in the West Bottoms. If you know Kansas City, you might know about James Street and the half dozen or so semi-abandond buildings that become explosives emporia in the week leading up to Independence day. Being as today is The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All hail St. Stupid!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/03/all-hail-st-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to not do the Dirty Kanza 200 this year. As it turns out, I really didn&#8217;t have that much fun the last two times I did it, and for pity&#8217;s sake, riding 200 miles alone on the dusty dirt roads of the Ass-Back of Kansas is optional. So, I&#8217;ve decided that I&#8217;m going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big weekend coming up:</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2009/11/big-weekend-coming-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve mentioned it, but the ad-hoc chariot races are on for Friday. It&#8217;s so official, there&#8217;s even a Facebook thingy for it. I&#8217;m so stoked I can hardly think straight&#8230;this is top quality stupidity on offer here. Then on Saturday, the season opener for the KC Roller Sprints kicks off at Harling&#8217;s. Should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inaugural Trashboat Regatta</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2009/06/inaugural-trashboat-regatta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The formidable prow of my trashboat veered toward a parked car. I corrected, and the whole thing lurched toward the oncoming lane. I corrected again and nearly lumbered straight into the curb in my own lane. I could see that this was going to be a very long half mile ahead of me, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listing to the side.</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2009/06/listing-to-the-side/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, it&#8217;s gonna be one of those days and one of these entries. 1. They&#8217;ve been playing some butt-ass-awful music at work lately. Like worse than usual, and usual appears to be Adult-Contemporary Hits of the 1980s and &#8217;90s. The recent streak of aural atrocities however, really has me scratching my head. Are they trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trashboat basics</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2009/01/trashboat-basics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Basically, a trashboat is any bicycle powered or bicycle-towed "boat" that doesn't sink or break apart under its own ill-considered engineering.  Buckets, bottles, and barrels are the most common pontoons, though you can make a trashboat out of just about anything, so long as it floats and can either be ridden or towed to the launch site.  If your trashboat is a trailer, you need to consider how to secure your bike to it so that you can tow it back to ACME for the after party.]]></description>
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		<title>You&#039;ve got 6 months: consider yourself warned!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2009/01/consider-yourself-warned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six months until the First Annual Kansas City Trashboat Regatta. Put that on you calendar. Sometime in mid-June, you will, if you are lucky, be floating down the Big Muddy in a home-built contraption based on salvage, bicycles, and cuss words. And maybe a little duct tape, a few zip-ties, and some hope. Crews are [...]]]></description>
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