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		<title>I had a dream the other night when everything was still&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dreamed I helped put together a robot for picking up trash (like WallE kind of), but basically it mostly just masturbated a lot. When it climaxed, it shot springs out. Make of that what you will.]]></description>
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		<title>In which my imagination is way grosser than reality</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/in-which-my-imagination-is-way-grosser-than-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About five years ago, I got an IUD. Because of my particular anatomy, plus also because I have never had a baby, getting the little plastic gizzie installed was a complete ordeal. I was stretched on the traditional, Medieval gynaecological rack, with three or four med students peeking in on the proceedings, and witnessing a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our new toilet is also a Jacuzzi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(the bathroom is still a work in progress, so please don&#8217;t judge the crummy floor, the cheezy plastic tile on the wall, or my hair-and-makeup box on a cinder block) I had no idea Jacuzzi was a brand. I thought it was like the technical term for a deep, fizzy bathtub. Apparently, they make everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I beat Ibex!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/i-beat-ibex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 04:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, there are times that being a seamstress kicks ass. Not so much when you put a sleeve in a jacket upside down or get finagled into doing a shit-ton of alterations for no money, but when you get about $200 worth of performance gear for about $40, it fucking rules. So, there&#8217;s this fancy-schmancy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I *heart* my shitty cell phone</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/i-heart-my-shitty-cell-phone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 02:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this phone in February of 2006. It was pretty awesome, so I stuck a couple of foil daisy stickers on it to make it awesomer. They didn&#8217;t stay very well, but they were cute while they lasted. I got this phone from a shady discount-cellular-and-tobacco store on East Truman Road, about a block [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Juniper Berry sachet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 04:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juniper Berry sachet, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. While running the dog, I found a bunch of windfall juniper berries today, so I completely filled my jacket pockets and made several juniper-berry sachets. I put this one in my lingerie drawer, &#8217;cause delicates that smell of G&#038;T are never the wrong answer.]]></description>
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		<title>HOW TO:  Get chronological Facebook updates, like everyone wants in four easy steps.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook. Freakin&#8217; Facebook. It&#8217;s a love/hate website, that&#8217;s for sure. It&#8217;s fun to keep up with your friends, see your old schoolmates&#8217; babies, check out your co-workers Spotify picks, hand out party invites, RSVP to same&#8230;it&#8217;s a daily ritual that many of us enjoy. Mostly. But Facebook has a habit of inventing new ways to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst. Sundial. EVER!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/08/worst-sundial-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously not safe for work. This post features content of a dirty, big rubber penis I found alongside of the road. I hope you consider this fair warning. Yes, that is totally what it appears to be.  A grubby, brown rubber cock, propped against the curb. &#160; The cock is basically across the street from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The early bird?&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/01/the-early-bird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what I saw on Wednesday? Holy crap! A robin! Dude, some more of them! No kiddin&#8217;! January the 18th and the holly trees* outside the building I work in were teeming with robins. There had to be a good 15-18 of them circulating around. Now either these little dudes are crazy-go-nuts vanguards, or else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which my eyes deceive me</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/12/in-which-my-eyes-deceive-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did such a huge double-take on my way to work this morning that it actually involved flipping a Huey and going back for a second look. I passed a house that I’ve probably ridden past fifty times. It’s a pretty basic early 20th Century foursquare, with a rough-cut native limestone first floor and a [...]]]></description>
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