"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Distractions, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned, You have got to be kidding me! on Jan 13th, 2012
I dreamed I helped put together a robot for picking up trash (like WallE kind of), but basically it mostly just masturbated a lot. When it climaxed, it shot springs out. Make of that what you will.
Posted in Distractions, Hair issues, Utter Silliness, You have got to be kidding me! on Jan 8th, 2012
I apparently also have a shitty-pop-cultural situation, because I don’t watch the Jersey shore, except for the clips that find their way on to Beavis & Butthead (which, by the way, the new Beavis & Butthead rules, it rules!!) But anyway, I thought the boy whose hair sticks all up was The Situation, but a [...]
Posted in bike commuting, Delight, Distractions, dumb things I have done, Kansas City, Playing With Weather, You have got to be kidding me! on Dec 14th, 2011
If you haven’t seen the “murmuration of starlings” video on the Internet yet, first things first, go and do it. It is beautiful and impressive and a testament to the wonders and glories of nature. It is also…how to put it…gratifyingly devoid of flying guano. Now, then. This morning, on my way to work, I [...]
Posted in dumb things I have done, Super-Short Entries, Well I'll Be Darned, You have got to be kidding me! on Dec 10th, 2011
(the bathroom is still a work in progress, so please don’t judge the crummy floor, the cheezy plastic tile on the wall, or my hair-and-makeup box on a cinder block) I had no idea Jacuzzi was a brand. I thought it was like the technical term for a deep, fizzy bathtub. Apparently, they make everything [...]
Posted in dumb things I have done, NaBloPoMo 2011, Sewing, Utter Silliness, You have got to be kidding me! on Nov 26th, 2011
I guess this is what you’d call a wardrobe malfunction. I finished stitching down the facings on this bolero and went to go model it for Joel. This is what happened: Sadly, this is not the first time I’ve pulled a stunt like this. Unfortunately, it is the furthest I’ve gotten in the completion of [...]
Posted in bike commuting, Distractions, Photo entries, Take A Look At This, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned, You have got to be kidding me! on Aug 3rd, 2011
Seriously not safe for work. This post features content of a dirty, big rubber penis I found alongside of the road. I hope you consider this fair warning.
Posted in Fashion, Gratuitous Cussing, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Work/career (vague as to avoid doocing), You have got to be kidding me! on Jul 31st, 2011
Do you ever read something and just find your face stuck like this ? Yeah, so I read a woman’s blog entry recently that just made one eye squinch up, while the other bugged out, and my mouth perhaps went “wha’ th’…you have got to be kidding me…the hell you say…” and maybe something incoherent [...]
Posted in Costumes and disguises, Distractions, dumb things I have done, Fashion, Utter Silliness, You have got to be kidding me! on Feb 8th, 2011
One of my nerdtastical quirks is that whenever I make or acquire some new clothes, I like to try them on with a bunch of my existing wardrobe to see how well they integrate. Over the course of several years, I have worked toward a wardrobe wherein the majority of components are interchangeable. I am [...]
Posted in bike commuting, Distractions, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Things I like & Things I don't like, You have got to be kidding me! on Jan 24th, 2011
I pass by this church every morning on my way to work, and every morning, I get a wee case of the grumpies from this: The first half zillion times I passed by it, I just thought, “oh, a phone box. You don’t see many of those around anymore. Darn convenient when you do need [...]
Posted in Car Drama and trauma, Cats, Gratuitous Cussing, You have got to be kidding me! on Dec 7th, 2010
Oh but he was! The trauma of his annual trip to the veterinarian for his vaccination boosters brought out Griswald’s inner Mr. Humphries (or Niles Crane, depending on your decade and side of the pond). His histrionics are impressive, if you don’t have to share the cab of a pickup with his yowling, howling, frenzied [...]
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