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		<title>I had a dream the other night when everything was still&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dreamed I helped put together a robot for picking up trash (like WallE kind of), but basically it mostly just masturbated a lot. When it climaxed, it shot springs out. Make of that what you will.]]></description>
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		<title>I have a bedhead Situation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I apparently also have a shitty-pop-cultural situation, because I don&#8217;t watch the Jersey shore, except for the clips that find their way on to Beavis &#38; Butthead (which, by the way, the new Beavis &#38; Butthead rules, it rules!!) But anyway, I thought the boy whose hair sticks all up was The Situation, but a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Glossed Over the Doody</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/they-glossed-over-the-doody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven’t seen the “murmuration of starlings” video on the Internet yet, first things first, go and do it. It is beautiful and impressive and a testament to the wonders and glories of nature. It is also&#8230;how to put it&#8230;gratifyingly devoid of flying guano. Now, then. This morning, on my way to work, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our new toilet is also a Jacuzzi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(the bathroom is still a work in progress, so please don&#8217;t judge the crummy floor, the cheezy plastic tile on the wall, or my hair-and-makeup box on a cinder block) I had no idea Jacuzzi was a brand. I thought it was like the technical term for a deep, fizzy bathtub. Apparently, they make everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s hard to be chic with an armpit on your shoulder</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/11/armpit-on-your-shoulder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 22:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess this is what you&#8217;d call a wardrobe malfunction. I finished stitching down the facings on this bolero and went to go model it for Joel. This is what happened: Sadly, this is not the first time I&#8217;ve pulled a stunt like this. Unfortunately, it is the furthest I&#8217;ve gotten in the completion of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst. Sundial. EVER!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/08/worst-sundial-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously not safe for work. This post features content of a dirty, big rubber penis I found alongside of the road. I hope you consider this fair warning. Yes, that is totally what it appears to be.  A grubby, brown rubber cock, propped against the curb. &#160; The cock is basically across the street from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I drank 16 beers and I started up a fiiiiiight!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/07/i-drank-16-beers-and-i-started-up-a-fiiiiiight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 05:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever read something and just find your face stuck like this ? Yeah, so I read a woman&#8217;s blog entry recently that just made one eye squinch up, while the other bugged out, and my mouth perhaps went &#8220;wha&#8217; th&#8217;&#8230;you have got to be kidding me&#8230;the hell you say&#8230;&#8221; and maybe something incoherent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annoyingly cute?</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/02/annoyingly-cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 03:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Costumes and disguises]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my nerdtastical quirks is that whenever I make or acquire some new clothes, I like to try them on with a bunch of my existing wardrobe to see how well they integrate. Over the course of several years, I have worked toward a wardrobe wherein the majority of components are interchangeable. I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kind of a dirty trick</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/01/kind-of-a-dirty-trick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 04:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I pass by this church every morning on my way to work, and every morning, I get a wee case of the grumpies from this: The first half zillion times I passed by it, I just thought, &#8220;oh, a phone box. You don&#8217;t see many of those around anymore. Darn convenient when you do need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My pussy was in quite a frantic state!</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/12/my-pussy-was-in-quite-a-frantic-state/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meetzorp.com/2010/12/my-pussy-was-in-quite-a-frantic-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 12:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh but he was! The trauma of his annual trip to the veterinarian for his vaccination boosters brought out Griswald&#8217;s inner Mr. Humphries (or Niles Crane, depending on your decade and side of the pond). His histrionics are impressive, if you don&#8217;t have to share the cab of a pickup with his yowling, howling, frenzied [...]]]></description>
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