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		<title>I had a dream the other night when everything was still&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dreamed I helped put together a robot for picking up trash (like WallE kind of), but basically it mostly just masturbated a lot. When it climaxed, it shot springs out. Make of that what you will.]]></description>
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		<title>From the Department of Garbledigook</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stupid things I have been thinking of lately: Dung beetles fighting over doody. We have dung beetles around here, actually. Out in the Flint Hills. When you go out on the gravel roads along cow pastures, it is not uncommon to see a beetle rolling a poo-pellet along the ground. Or several beetles quarreling over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have a bedhead Situation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hair issues]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I apparently also have a shitty-pop-cultural situation, because I don&#8217;t watch the Jersey shore, except for the clips that find their way on to Beavis &#38; Butthead (which, by the way, the new Beavis &#38; Butthead rules, it rules!!) But anyway, I thought the boy whose hair sticks all up was The Situation, but a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Magic Chef is Magical (also chrome-ical and Bakelite-ical)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art Projects & Making Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Home Improvements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photo entries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ruby the Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Strawberry Hillbillies"]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What you see before you is my &#8220;new&#8221; stove, a 1950s-era Magic Chef gas range and oven which pretty much outclasses everything else currently residing in my kitchen. Never mind you that the new stove is currently residing on the back porch. It&#8217;s in good company. It&#8217;s got a disconnected Swedish woodstove and a mysteriously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I&#8217;m reading &amp; what I&#8217;m throwing across the room</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[grumbles gripes and pointless bitching]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ll give you the good news first. The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox would have had a hard time being any better. When I finished it, I wanted to start reading it all over again from the beginning and enjoy it once more. It was a letdown that it ended. It was the sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And so the girls get *tricked* into buying the pink stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You probably have seen this video that is making the rounds, of a surprisingly articulate little girl being coached by her Dad through a Socratic discussion on gender marketing of toys. While I applaud the family for encouraging their kid to think about marketing and gender expectations, I find myself more than a little bit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m always tired:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[4:45 a.m.: scritch scritch Awake to Griswald scratching at the box-springs. bat ineffectually at horrible cat 4:55 a.m.: scritch scritch Awake to Griswald scratching at the box-springs. bat ineffectually at horrible cat 5:00 a.m.: scritch scritch Awake to Griswald scratching at the box-springs. Grudgingly leave comfort of warm bed to chase fucking cat out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which my imagination is way grosser than reality</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/in-which-my-imagination-is-way-grosser-than-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About five years ago, I got an IUD. Because of my particular anatomy, plus also because I have never had a baby, getting the little plastic gizzie installed was a complete ordeal. I was stretched on the traditional, Medieval gynaecological rack, with three or four med students peeking in on the proceedings, and witnessing a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never was I so happy with such a crap showing</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/never-was-i-so-happy-with-such-a-crap-showing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion/Sewing stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a new dress today &#8211; it didn&#8217;t pan out quite as well as one might have hoped, and it is, of course, my fault, as I did a piss-poor job of matching fabric to pattern design. I&#8217;d bought this fabric with an eye to using it with McCall&#8217;s M5974, which is a pattern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Glossed Over the Doody</title>
		<link>http://www.meetzorp.com/2011/12/they-glossed-over-the-doody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meetzorp</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bike commuting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Delight]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dumb things I have done]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kansas City]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven’t seen the “murmuration of starlings” video on the Internet yet, first things first, go and do it. It is beautiful and impressive and a testament to the wonders and glories of nature. It is also&#8230;how to put it&#8230;gratifyingly devoid of flying guano. Now, then. This morning, on my way to work, I [...]]]></description>
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