I swear I'm the only one around who just loves the hell out of hot, sticky summer weather. Everyone else is grizzling about the heat, cranking up the AC and acting like roadkill, and I'm just happy as could be.
What's so bad about sweating, anyway, if you have good deodorant?
Sunshine makes me happy! Sun, sun, sun, heat, heat, heat!
To quote our nation's own leading dumbass, “That's hot! Loves it!”