me: “I’m off for lunch…gotta deliver a possum and procure a false beard”
boss: (raises eyebrows) oooh-kay
me: It’s an artificial possum!
The plush possum was a joke gift for a friend, and the beard is part of the weekend’s Halloween Festivities Extravaganza.
This reminds me of the most surreal Post-It note that was ever attached to my desk:
“G. Left $5. Took a baby alien. Thanks for the towels.”
Oh, that’s great! What was the context?