"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jun 11th, 2014
This morning, as I was preparing to go down and plant some additional morning glories in my front flowerbed to fill in some bare patches, I caught this weasel-faced jackass dumping the ashtray from his car into said flowerbed. Â So, I did what any crotchety gardener would do and started shouting at him, something […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Mar 16th, 2013
Yesterday, when I was taking the dog on her run, I caught scent of a smell that took me right back to elementary school. No, it wasn’t kindergarten paste, mimeograph ink, or cafeteria Sloppy Joes. It was, in fact, the aroma of sun-warmed tires. You might be wondering what the hell sort of school I […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Dec 8th, 2011
I was remembering earlier today, an incident, a sad, pitiful, seriously pathetic incident Joel and I witnessed a couple of months ago. We were outside a convenience store drinking some Gatorade on a hot ride and taking a break in the shade. A young fellow drives up in the absolutely shittiest old (late 1980s) Camaro […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Nov 26th, 2011
IMG_0406, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. Okay, I have gone and fixed it.
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Nov 18th, 2011
So get your ass down to the Anita Gorman Discovery Center tomorrow at noon and buy some food for people who haven’t any this Thanksgiving: Where: Anita Gorman Discovery Center,4750 Troost Ave, Kansas City, MO When: November 19, 2011 12:30 pm It’s loads of fun, and for a good cause. I didn’t take any pictures […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Sep 22nd, 2011
"Feck awffff", a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. This cross-looking turtle reminds me strikingly of Father Jack from the old sitcom “Father Ted.” Feck! Drink! Arse!
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Sep 17th, 2011
IMG_7955, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. Audrey and I sprung a surprise visit on our Mom for her birthday back at the end of August. I was tickled at how well my dumpster-dive suitcase coordinates with the linoleum in the downstairs bedroom.
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Aug 21st, 2011
A few months ago, one of my mom’s friends was cleaning out her sewing room and came across a bunch of oddball old sewing patterns from the early 1980s. Mostly it’s children’s or baby clothes, though there were two ladies blouses…one rather dubious 1980s “Italian” style blouse with big shoulders and a floppy collar, and […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Aug 17th, 2011
IMG_7663, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. Thunderstorm incoming from the west + sunrise happening in the East = glowy abandoned church sandwich.
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jul 31st, 2011
McCalls 2226 1969, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. I think this pattern’s pretty badass. I’m going to make it up in yellow cotton with an orange daisy print and orange topstitch detailing on the yoke and inset, but what I REALLY want to do is make it up in red, with black for the […]