This beautiful afternoon, while it was about 65F and sunny, while one child was zooming around the yard on his Strider and the other was literally wallowing in the mud that constitutes our sandbox, I did a Minesweep of the back yard and cleared out all the dog-doody the last snow had concealed. And it […]
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You guys! A fungus exists called the Stinky Squid And they totally look squidly, and apparently smell of poo. A horrible side of me wants to cultivate a bed of them somewhere just for the total grossout effect.
and how back in the day, they were kind of a shameful, naff affectation. The little “website under construction” GIF with the man and shovel, the e-mail GIF, with the little mailbox that flapped open and closed, the dancing baby, and the dancing hamsters. Everyone did it and everyone reviled each other for having done […]
I’d already been planning to make my son an amanita mushroom costume for this Halloween. Using a footie sleeper pattern for the main body of it, that’ll be done up in a light tan fleece, with an oversized, slightly padded beret in red with white spots appliqued on (and mittens also in red, so his […]
This morning, as I was preparing to go down and plant some additional morning glories in my front flowerbed to fill in some bare patches, I caught this weasel-faced jackass dumping the ashtray from his car into said flowerbed. So, I did what any crotchety gardener would do and started shouting at him, something […]
Yesterday, when I was taking the dog on her run, I caught scent of a smell that took me right back to elementary school. No, it wasn’t kindergarten paste, mimeograph ink, or cafeteria Sloppy Joes. It was, in fact, the aroma of sun-warmed tires. You might be wondering what the hell sort of school I […]
I was remembering earlier today, an incident, a sad, pitiful, seriously pathetic incident Joel and I witnessed a couple of months ago. We were outside a convenience store drinking some Gatorade on a hot ride and taking a break in the shade. A young fellow drives up in the absolutely shittiest old (late 1980s) Camaro […]
IMG_0406, a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. Okay, I have gone and fixed it.
So get your ass down to the Anita Gorman Discovery Center tomorrow at noon and buy some food for people who haven’t any this Thanksgiving: Where: Anita Gorman Discovery Center,4750 Troost Ave, Kansas City, MO When: November 19, 2011 12:30 pm It’s loads of fun, and for a good cause. I didn’t take any pictures […]
"Feck awffff", a photo by Meetzorp on Flickr. This cross-looking turtle reminds me strikingly of Father Jack from the old sitcom “Father Ted.” Feck! Drink! Arse!