"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Houseplants, Imports from old blogs, Too lazy to classify on Nov 14th, 2002
After a 6th day of sore-throat, snot-nosed, achy-necked sickness, I am finally starting to feel better. Yesterday, I cam home from work early, as my capacity to speak audibly had departed, and my overall physical state was rubbish. I took a couple of aspirin and a couple of knock-off Nyquil liquicaps, and collapsed on the […]
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Nov 12th, 2002
Why don’t they teach math so that it is cool and interesting? They do when you are a little kid. Q: If there are 3 orangutans and 12 bananas, how many bananas does each orangutan get if you divide the bananas equally among the oranguatans? A: Oook.* Anyways, as I was saying, when you’re little, […]
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Lists on Nov 6th, 2002
10 Things: Lists seem to be a popular journaling diversion, and I feel diversionary today. 5 things I like, 5 things that drive me screaming around the bend, respectively. Good Stuff! 1. Going up to the top floor of a very tall building and looking out of the windows. I adore looking out over the […]
Posted in Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries on Nov 1st, 2002
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that Wrangler butts don’t drive me nuts. Indeed, a pair of shoehorn-fitted, cowboy-style classic Wrangler bluejeans don’t impress me so much as distress me. When your jeans are that tight, I bet you can’t even fart, ‘cause your buttcheeks are so thoroughly compressed. Nobody really, truly […]