Words cannot describe how much this amuses me. The Ancient Arms of Griswald!
Frankly, if I were designing a coat of arms for Griswald, a large, plumy tail would have to feature into it somewhere.
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People frequently ask me if Griswald was named after the family featured in the National Lampoon Vacation movies. While that would be vaguely amusing, the answer invariably is “no,†as I named Griswald as such simply because I liked the sound of it. It was one of the names that my dad often suggested for any potential family pet, along with Meetzorp, Bendix, and Guisewite. I have already decided that my first-born child has to have the name Meetzorp, so Griswald was the next-favored name for a new kitten.
Meetzorp, AFAIK, was the name of the planet from whence the Coneheads came, though I’ve seen/heard it interpreted as Meepzor, as well. Either which way, it is a strong and noble name. And if it is not the name of our firstborn, it will probably be the name of a dog I may someday own. Because Meetzorp would be a glorious name for the right dog.
There was a joke thread on a board that I sometimes read about possible names for Gwynneth Paltrow & Chris Martin’s next baby, and with two of these names were we both extremely taken. The first is the magnanimous and mellifluent “Chumley-Chumley-Chumley Warner,†and the second is “Muhammad Tiki Boom-Boom GWAR!!!†You have to shout “GWAR!!!†in a loud, rough, monster-ish voice, just like Beavis & Butthead do. It is imperative. These would be hearty names to add to the family roster, as well.