Yesterday, for an entire day, I wore my trousers backwards. As in Ass-to-the-Front.
Unintentionally.
I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of Chris-Kross. I just, apparently, have forgotten how to put my clothes on.
Seriously, I go pee like 47 times a day, and I never noticed my britches were on wrong-way-round. I finally figured it out when I was getting undressed before going to bed.
Guess who felt like a numpty?
I assume these were elasticized pants? And at least the 2 shoes were the same color….