"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in bike commuting, dumb things I have done, Imports from old blogs, Trek 800 on Nov 14th, 2005
So, Finslippy was talking about stinky Gingko fruits, the other day, and I was thinking, wow, I’m glad we don’t have Gingko trees here in Kansas City, because wow, that would suck to ride my bike through a pile of dead leaves and rotten puke-fruit and then have that shit stuck in my tires. Ahem. […]
Posted in biking, Imports from old blogs on Sep 21st, 2005
Get home, take off your helmet, go into the bathroom and discover not one, not two, but three dead, dried-sweat-encrusted gnats* lodged in your eyebrows.** I’m having a hard time deciding what is worse, the fact that there were gnats stuck in my eyebrows, or the fact that my eyebrows can foster so many gnats. […]