"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in dumb things I have done, Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake on Jul 9th, 2004
I’m (not fuzzy) and blue, oh so not-fuzzy and blue. From butt to an ankle or two. Not fuzzy, but blue. Note to self: believe it or not it is a bad choice to wear new, super-dark, old-schjool indigo denim bluejeans on a day when you might sweat a lot. Even when you pre-washed the […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on May 25th, 2004
Noted in second floor toilets: One can of extremely stinky bargain-bin air-freshener spray. When I entered the loo, the previous occupant had been abusing the aerosol in order to cover the evidence of their recent poo. “Daylight Fresh†(or whatever it was) bargain bin bathroom deodorizer over the ass-stank, created a synthetic/biological cloud of poison […]
Posted in Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries on Nov 1st, 2002
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that Wrangler butts don’t drive me nuts. Indeed, a pair of shoehorn-fitted, cowboy-style classic Wrangler bluejeans don’t impress me so much as distress me. When your jeans are that tight, I bet you can’t even fart, ‘cause your buttcheeks are so thoroughly compressed. Nobody really, truly […]