"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on May 25th, 2004
Noted in second floor toilets: One can of extremely stinky bargain-bin air-freshener spray. When I entered the loo, the previous occupant had been abusing the aerosol in order to cover the evidence of their recent poo. “Daylight Fresh†(or whatever it was) bargain bin bathroom deodorizer over the ass-stank, created a synthetic/biological cloud of poison […]
Posted in Cats, Food & Snacks, Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries on Apr 17th, 2004
Ooof. I feel all wobbly and buzzy because I haven’t had anything but three cups of coffee yet today. Nothing in the fridge looks that appealing, nothing in the cupboards really works as a stand alone meal. I’m probably going to ball up in a moment and go cook some pasta, chop up a few […]
Posted in Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries on Nov 1st, 2002
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that Wrangler butts don’t drive me nuts. Indeed, a pair of shoehorn-fitted, cowboy-style classic Wrangler bluejeans don’t impress me so much as distress me. When your jeans are that tight, I bet you can’t even fart, ‘cause your buttcheeks are so thoroughly compressed. Nobody really, truly […]