Meow re-mix
Posted in Cats, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries on Jan 17th, 2005
My damn cats need to chill the fuck out because I haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep since before the New Year.
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Aaaargh! *scritch* *scritch* *prickle* *itch*
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Dec 21st, 2004
Goddamn winter. Dry air. Cold weather. My skin is thrashed. I feel like I’m about to moult it all off like a snake, and leave a dessicated Michelle husk huddled up on one end of the sofa. Urgh. And since my skin is so dry and itchy, it is a bit raw in places from […]
Is the fake sword mightier than the featherduster?
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Oct 2nd, 2004
Let’s talk weird a moment. Suppose you work a quiet, busy, somewhat dull job in a file room somewhere. Suppose there is a large, fluffy, microfiber featherduster hanging on a corkboard in your office for no good reason. Suppose one of your co-workers brings in a child’s toy plastic sword that she might use with […]
eeek!
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Sep 28th, 2004
Maybe you wouldn’t believe it if you spent some time around me (but not a lot of time around me) but I am a pessimist. Especially as concerns myself and my life. At the moment, I am having a pretty smooth patch…no big drama, trauma, financial fuckeditude, or large-scale impending changes, and that’s got me […]
My Spectacles and Self-Identity
Posted in dumb things I have done, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Aug 3rd, 2004
I’d like to take the opportunity to state, right now, that I fucking hate my glasses. Let me clarify—I am very fond of my normal glasses, an unobtrusive little Ben Franklin number of delicate wire rims and painfully expensive FeatherLite plastic lenses. I hate the glasses I am currently wearing, which date back to 10th […]
In which I talk about Boobies…or rather brassieres
Posted in Fashion, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Jul 7th, 2004
I’m such a ho-bag. I weaseled out of my bra during lunch break today, because it was pissing me off. It kept showing through the armholes of my shirt (the straps were migrating) and it was one of these horrible, stiff, overly padded Poly-Fibrefill Boobulator Monstertitty brassieres that I got stuck with the last time […]
"M" is for <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=melancholy">"Melancholy"</a>
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Jun 14th, 2004
I nearly didn’t get the Alphabytes“M” written, because I’ve been more than a bit wallowed down in the mood of the topic, and have been feeling quite frankly antisocial. I’ve got a tendency for depression and a lot of stress right now, and occasionally I just feel trapped and hopeless and despondent. So, here I […]
E is for "Envy"
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Jun 5th, 2004
“E” is for “Envy” Another letter of the Alphabyte Envy is an ugly, ugly, selfish, guilt-inducing, emotion. I suppose it is natural, as emotions are, but it is not one I like to experience, one I hate to express, and one I feel a lot more often than I would like to admit. I feel […]
B is for Bitch
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Jun 2nd, 2004
This Alphabytes entry was brought to you by the letter “B” and a self-important bee-yotch in a fancy-schmantsy SUV. I had an unusual lunch break today. I got into a shouting match with a total stranger. I had to go to the library and return a couple of books I was done reading and renew […]
Copacetic
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Lists, Work/career (vague as to avoid doocing) on Apr 22nd, 2004
co·pa·cet·ic or co·pa·set·ic (k p -s t k) adj. Very satisfactory or acceptable; fine: “You had to be a good judge of what a man was like, and the English was copacetic†(John O’Hara). The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin […]