"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Sep 12th, 2005
Confession: I can’t tell the difference between George Clooney and David Duchovny and generally conflate the two. They are “That Guy Who Was Known As Kind Of A Heart-Throb In That Show I Never Watched.”
Posted in dumb things I have done, Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries on Sep 5th, 2005
One of the bad things about being both a klutz and a greasemonkey is that you can get confused and spend a goodly amount of time in the bathtub, trying to scrub one of your own bruises off!
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Jul 29th, 2005
when you can remark, “Mars is a state of mind,” and they agree with you.
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries on Jul 4th, 2005
Has anyone in the history of bottle-rockets ever actually stuck an unlit rocket into a bottle, lit the fuse, and gotten away quickly? ‘Cause I’ve never actually seen them used that way. The lads up and down the street are currently engaged in holding rockets gingerly by the ends of the sticks and aiming them […]
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries on May 29th, 2005
Mowing over wild onions will make your eyes water, your throat burn, and your sinuses launch a frontal snot attack.
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Photo entries, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Mar 17th, 2005
A Viking, drinking beer. * *Photo of an unknown Viking at Dragon*Con ’04 in Atlanta, GA.
Posted in Cats, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries on Jan 17th, 2005
My damn cats need to chill the fuck out because I haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep since before the New Year.
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness, videos on Jan 8th, 2005
Ooga Chaka
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Photo entries, Super-Short Entries on Jul 5th, 2004
These pictures are large and there are a freakin’ lot of them so I’m just gonna give you a direct link to the gallery. Enjoy! I discovered a real perk to living where we do. We got a fine view of not just one, but two professional fireworks shows, the one at Arrowhead Stadium (where […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on May 28th, 2004
My campy impulses are on the verges of getting the better of me these days. Just lately, I have had the burning desire to call everyone daaahling, and possibly roll my eyes and flutter my lashes, Mae West style. Somehow, I suspect this would be misconstrued as unprofessional flirtatiousness, so I am trying to restrain […]