So, I suddenly came down with a cold. Basically, Monday afternoon, around 3:00, I started feeling kinda raggedy. Stayed home sick today (Tuesday) and all indications are that I’ll be home sick tomorrow, considering that I can’t sleep and have been coughing so hard I almost puked.
Anyway, on to brighter things.
Thanks to the miracle of Nyquil, I am loopy as all fuck and got a wonderful idea.
Slash/porno/demolition
1. Remember the scene where Buffy & Spike were gettin’ it on in such a major way that they tore that old house down? Right remember that, but don’t get tooooo worked up yet.
2. Remember how I started demolition on my garage this past weekend? Right, remember that, too.
3. Remember how I’m really fucking broke and sure could use some good money?
4. Ooookay, so, I’m thinkin the remains of my garage could be the set for some demolition porn. Anyone wanna play Spike? Split the proceeds 50%/50%?
The logistics suck, however. Firstly, my garage is a warren of termite shit and stray cat piss. SO not sexy. The floor is loose gravel which would be very dirty and pokey. The idea of being taken over the lawnmower doesn’t appeal. Todd’s too dark-haired and beardy to play Spike, and surprisingly, not quite gaunt enough.
Now if we wanna get real slashy, it could be Buffy/somebody else. So…who’s spooky, with long, dark hair who’d be into structure-demolishing sex in a Kansas City garage, for no good apparent reason.
Oh shit…and I don’t look anything like Sara Michelle Gellar. Shit…so not Buffy/Someone Else. Maybe Willow? At least my hair is red, thanks to the wonders of henna. But Willow likes girls. So…even more casting problems.
Right-o. Guess I’m not making any demolition-slash-porn in my garage any time soon.