"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Utter Silliness on Nov 9th, 2007
Since I like breakin’ shit so much, I should go into the business of “distressing” furniture. I’ve already got the name for my business in mind, “Pay me, and I’ll wreck your stuff.” I could damage pretty much anything: doors, tables, cars, chandeliers, tureens, whatever. So long as you paid me. Or if you commissioned […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, dumb things I have done, huffy, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Jun 13th, 2005
I’m going to reclaim my old Huffy from my parents’ house sometime this summer and turn it into an art-bike. What my idea is, is to strip it down and paint it metallic green. I wanna cover the seat in green faux snakeskin, and put eyes (possibly clear blinky lights with “googly eyes” glued in […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Mar 16th, 2005
So, I suddenly came down with a cold. Basically, Monday afternoon, around 3:00, I started feeling kinda raggedy. Stayed home sick today (Tuesday) and all indications are that I’ll be home sick tomorrow, considering that I can’t sleep and have been coughing so hard I almost puked. Anyway, on to brighter things. Thanks to the […]