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New Business Idea

Since I like breakin’ shit so much, I should go into the business of “distressing” furniture. I’ve already got the name for my business in mind, “Pay me, and I’ll wreck your stuff.” I could damage pretty much anything: doors, tables, cars, chandeliers, tureens, whatever. So long as you paid me. Or if you commissioned […]

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I’m going to reclaim my old Huffy from my parents’ house sometime this summer and turn it into an art-bike. What my idea is, is to strip it down and paint it metallic green. I wanna cover the seat in green faux snakeskin, and put eyes (possibly clear blinky lights with “googly eyes” glued in […]

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So, I suddenly came down with a cold. Basically, Monday afternoon, around 3:00, I started feeling kinda raggedy. Stayed home sick today (Tuesday) and all indications are that I’ll be home sick tomorrow, considering that I can’t sleep and have been coughing so hard I almost puked. Anyway, on to brighter things. Thanks to the […]

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