"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Aug 14th, 2025
I was thinking of the time, back in my D&D playing days, when our party was exploring an abandoned fort and some of them found some high zoot booze and proceeded to get shit-waller-wasted. The party cleric was like, “oh, I think the fuck not,” and whipped up a detox potion he slipped into the […]
Posted in Car Drama and trauma, dumb things I have done, meh, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on Nov 15th, 2014
If I parked the car any nearer to the garage, it would have to be parked inside the garage. I actually back in with the window rolled down and my head out to make sure of my distance. The big deal and my self-imposed parking challenge is that I have to do this all in […]