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Most people are seriously more articulate than I am…and it appears that some of us are feeling a particular malaise these days.

I just read Sarah Spahr’s entry for today and thought, “gosh, she pretty much said just and exactly what’s on my mind right about now” as regards Norway, Amy Winehouse, and just generally not feelin’ it. So I’m going to give you the link to her blog, you can see what she’s talking about, and then come back.

The slaughter in Norway was particularly horrifying to me because it was conducted so personally. This man, in cold blood, shot nearly 100 teenagers simply because he decided he didn’t like those kids’ parents’ politics. Reports stated that he actually lured some of the campers out by pretending to be a police officer and shouting out that the gunman had been captured. When the kids heard this news, they started to evacuate upon his “orders” and he shot them. What can you say about actions like that? I just can’t wrap my head around what would make somebody think this was a noble way to act.

Back in 1995, when the US Federal Courthouse in Oklahoma City was bombed by Timothy McVeigh, it was shocking. But I think in some ways, the bombing was less horrifying although it killed more people and wrought greater destruction. McVeigh was at a distance; his crime(s) weren’t executed personally. They weren’t the act of a single, ruthlessly efficient madman with an agenda and a gun. But they are altogether too similar. One unbalanced man who saw himself as a disenfranchised martyr takes the hate, the venom he has been building up over a course of years, and unleashes it on the innoncent, believing, inasmuch as he has a capacity to, that he is acting “for God and Country.”

Chilling.

I’ve been thinking about Amy Winehouse a lot lately too.

I remember the first time I heard about her music. I was at a party with my friend Jennifer, and we were talking about music we liked.
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(Jennifer, the night of said party, brandishing the remains of a Cinderella piñata)

I’d been on one of my periodic Motown binges and told her about singing an accapella version of “Stop, In the Name of Love” with two of my co-workers earlier that week. She told me I really ought to check out this new singer called Amy Winehouse (I hadn’t known how she spelled it, so I had originally Googled “Weinhaus”). Jennifer sang part of “Rehab,” and I thought, “man, this chick must have one hell of a sense of humor…I absolutely must find out more.

That bold voice, the sassy diction, the hugetastic hair, the wild makeup…I was totally smitten. I got the “Back to Black” album and eagerly awaited future offerings. (I’d listened to some of the stuff from her first album which was in a more Jazz style, and didn’t really dig it as I’m not generally terribly tolerant of most jazz, though of course her voice was just as awesome on that). But instead of the meteoric career trajectory she so richly deserved, she got mired down in the rock-and-roll party lifestyle that has claimed so many talented musicians. She was so young, and maybe a bit delicate. Too fragile for the vicious world of entertainment, for the pressure, for the extremes she put her body to.

Instead of becoming my generation’s Aretha Franklin, she became my generation’s Janis Joplin.

Amy Winehouse had a protégé…a young girl named Dionne Bromfield.

This kid is amazing. In the video above she was only 13. Much like LouAnn Rhimes of yore, Miss Bromfield is a kid whose vocal cords have grown up ahead of her stature, and a grown-woman’s voice surprisingly belts out from such a small girl.


Here she is, covering “Ain’t No Mountain (High Enough)” and with aplomb, I might add.

For reference, here’s the mark they had to hit:

They handled this song with skill and respect!

So I have really high hopes for this girl; I hope she keeps her head together, keeps a sensible lifestyle, and carries on the tradition of music her godmother started her on.

“Hot” Summer Jams

I’m sure many eyes will roll, but I’m going to let Detroit tell it like it is. Summer’s here, and the time is right:

Incidentally, I’d like to note that I freakin’ love that striped, double-breasted suit. There were some seriously cute fashions in the 1960s.


More Martha & the Vandellas, singing about a Heatwave!


And comin’ at you from the summer of 1966, here’s the Lovin’ Spoonful looking for some shade, a breeze, and a sweet lil’ gal. Can you dig those muttonchops?


The Drifters suggest that you go under the Boardwalk to cool off and have a good time.


Or you could get up on the roof…not to cool off so much as to chill out.

Right-o…now I’m going to go outside and ride my bike and get all sweaty, then visit a “Sprayground” or two…

Today, boys and girls (probably mostly girls) I’m going to show you how to turn this:
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Raggedy, damaged men’s suit jacket into these:
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cute and cheeky women’s shorts.

Before we get into the slicin’ and dicin’ of this crafts hack, I have a word of disclaimer or two.

  • This is not any sort of a correct way to sew.  Seriously, many important, sane, real rules of How To Do It are about to be flagrantly disregarded.  Newbie seamstresses, please, please, PLEASE do not take this as an example of good sewing technique, for it is not.  Nothing about this is the Right Way To Do It.  If you pulled shit like this in Home Ec, you’d flunk, if you tried this sort of shenanigan in 4-H, you’d get a hell of a talking to from your activities leader.
  • This is a free tutorial for people to use for themselves.  In light of the bullet point above, I think it would be highly irresponsible, plus also shitty practice to use this “technique” to make things to sell, so please, Do Not Try This on Etsy.
  • Machine wash and dry the jacket before you ever begin to cut it up.  This will pre-shrink the fabric and ensure that you can wash-and-wear these shorts henceforth.  Totally important with summer clothes.  And surprisingly, a lot of suiting machine washes JUST FINE.

So, with that out of the way, let the fun commence.

1. So, to begin, you must slaughter one freshly caught suit jacket. The best hunting ground for such is your local Goodwill, Oxfam, or equivalent. Find a particularly irredeemable old jacket and put it out of its misery like so:
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Lay it out so that the shoulder seams are up. Slice along the should seam until you reach the top of the armsceye. Cut around the sleeve, leaving it intact. You will need the sleeves soon.
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Once the sleeves are cut out, you might as well fold the jacket in half as such, and lay it aside. Now, we’re on to the sleeves.

2. Slice your sleeve open along the shortest of the inner-arm seams.

Here’s a handy picture to elucidate what I’m talking about. You want to end up with the cuff buttons just off-center of the laid-out-flat sleeve. After both sleeves are laid open, pair them up, wrong sides together, matching up buttons. You may wish the pin the cuff edges together to keep them even. The cuff edges will be the finished waist of your shorts.
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3. Pattern layout! If you are really prissy about grainlines and such, this is definitely not a good project for you. Because we will cavalierly disregard grainlines, among other essential rules of proper sewing. What we mostly want is the most amount of shorts for the least amount of sewing. We’ll re-use a lot of the finishing and tailoring of the original jacket, as you’ll soon see.

Lay out the shorts front sections so that the waistline of the shorts is lined up along the cuff edge of the flattened out sleeves.

Note about pattern selection:  For this project you will need a pair of shorts meant to have a faced waist and a back zip.  What with what will become the button trim, you end up with far too fussy of a front view on these shorts if you go with a fly opening.

And there’s not really a good straight run of fabric on a jacket for making a waistband.  I suppose you could fashion a sectioned waistband out of the back of the jacket, but honestly, the whole point of these shorts is “as little sewing as possible” so it makes better sense to just go with the whole faced-waist thing.

Anyways:
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You’ll want to add about 1.5″ to the legs of the front sections of the shorts for a hem.  I also added about an extra .5″ along the seamlines to accommodate for the lining, which I highly recommend you leave in and handle as an underlining.

Extra space to compensate for lining bulk

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For the back of the shorts, the key thing is to line up your pattern so that the pocket flaps from the jacket fronts will be centered over each buttock. If you look at my photo closely, you will see two red straight pins marking where the pocket flaps are. Allow the finished edge of the bottom of the jacket to form the finished edge of the back shorts legs.

Extra space to compensate for lining bulk
When you cut the shorts back sections out, leave an extra 5/8″ or so along the top edge to allow for finishing. Also, you may want to leave a little extra ease along the outside edge to accommodate for the lining, as with the front sections.

To keep the lining in place, as well as to reinforce/finish the raw edges of the fabric, I like to zig-zag stitch them together:
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4. From here, you proceed mostly like normal in preparing the shorts. Make the darts. You may have to shuffle the front waistline darts to the outside or inside of the buttons or omit them entirely. You may have to make the back darts shallower so that they don’t interfere with the pocket. Sew the fronts together along center front seam, leaving about 2″ open at the crotch. Stitch the back together, leaving the zipper opening open and the last 2″ at the crotch, as you did with the fronts. Press seams. Install zipper as you normally would.
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Looks pretty cool with that lining, doesn’t it?
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Outside view!

5. Now, it starts getting a bit unorthodox. The next step is to finish the back waist. I recommend bias binding tape.
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That’s pretty nice, eh? Easy-peasy for the lazy seamstress in each of us, too.

Okay, once that waistline is tidied up, you might as well join the front and back together along the side seams, like so:
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Ah, there’s that extra 1.5″ I asked you to allow yourself. Very good.

All right. Go on and join the inseams, as you do. Sew shut the crotch. Right, all that’s taken care of?

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Press up and and-hem the lower edge of the fronts, and you have a new pair of shorts for cheap or free.

Yay, shorts!

Back fooling around with jersey fabric…this time in more than one sense. Stef, one of my favorite internet wits and fabulous NJ native has been wont to describe leopard print as “the New Jersey Neutral.” And it’s true…leopard print can go with or on just about anything. In this case, I think the overall effect is reasonably subtle and subdued…for leopard print, of course.

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Surplice-bodiced dress from Simplicity 3775…sleeve pattern adapted from Simplicty 4076. Somehow, I felt that this dress would look better with short flutter sleeves than with any of the sleeve options provided with 3775. I have thus far made this dress without the ruched midriff panel, but Slapdash Sewist had good results with it, and as I have a similar figure, I think it would work just fine for me, too.

Here’s a closeup of my kickass Ultrasuede neckline trim.
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It would probably be a little better if the Ultrasuede were a little stretchier, but I really, really wanted a contrast neckband, didn’t have any other knit fabric, and liked how the tan Ultrasuede looked against the leopard print Jersey. It stands away from the neck a bit like a kimono neckline is supposed to, so I pretend that it is a nod to Japanese style.

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Here is the departing view. This is a seriously good sashaying dress, I might add.

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This is the other dress I’ve made with this pattern.

I definitely like the surplice neckline better and will use it with all future iterations of this pattern. It’s thrifty on fabric, works great for my figure, goes together super easy, and is really, really cute. This is definitely a pattern I will be copying on to Tyvek for posterity.

a Honda Accord?

This tickled my funnybone today. I’d been wanting to hear Janis Joplin’s famous “Mercedes Benz” and came across the parody. I must say that whomever it was sang this song did a damn fine job of mimicking Joplin’s iconic gravelly wail. Ace stuff.

And while I’m on the Janis tear, here are two more videos, one of Janis Joplin with Big Brother and the Holding Company with the song that became their breakout hit, “Piece of My Heart”

And here’s the first recording of “Piece of My Heart,” by Erma Franklin, Aretha Franklin’s older sister.

That song sounds glorious under either woman’s handling, tragic though they lyrics actually are.

Tiny, metal duck

Isn’t it nifty?

Yellow Curtains

Once when I was about 14, I guess, my family went to Hay Springs, NE for some errand. Hay Springs is a little, shabby town of no especial distinction. You can find towns of similar stature and countenance pretty much anywhere in the central United States. Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, South Dakota, Ohio, Minnesota, Illinois…you name it. Towns between 800 and 2,000, Windblown, maybe a little weather-beaten. The water tower may be the highest point on the horizon for quite some miles around. Populations dwindling since a peak in the 1920s.

Anyway, on this particular day that we were in Hay Springs, I chanced to notice a house that comes back to my “mind’s eye” from time to time for some reason I can’t divine.

Just like Hay Springs is no Great American Ideal of a town, this house wasn’t anything special or noteworthy. It was a mostly-rectangular storey-and-a-half house with a gable end facing the street. An addition had been built on the back of the house at a right angle, probably not too many years after the main body of the house had been built, and the whole structure was painted white, which was chipping away in large patches, exposing graying lapped-siding beneath. It had a porch built across the front of it, with green Astroturf on the porch floor and grey asphalt shingles on the porch roof, matching the grey asphalt shingles on the main roof of the house.

The main distinguishing feature of this plain little house in that plain little town was that the two windows in the street-facing gable were open, and the bottoms of a set of frilled, lemon-yellow curtains had been sucked out the open window and were fluttering gaily above the grey porch roof.

Presumably it was a bedroom. At the time, I guessed it was another girl’s bedroom, and I hoped she was hanging out in there, enjoying a library book, FM102 (the sole popular music radio station in the area), and maybe a popsicle. That’s what I’d have been doing if I’d been at home in my own room, rather than out running errands with my parents. Holding the pages of my book or magazine with both hands against the stiff breeze racing through the rooms, and vicariously going “somewhere else” through those printed words.

So, sometimes, unbidden, I remember those flapping, be-ruffled yellow curtains, and the idea of what I’d do with a free afternoon if I were 14 and living in a tiny Midwestern town. And it’s not necessarily that different from what I might do with a free afternoon, at age 34, in a sizeable Midwestern city.

Sometimes I click on the sidebar ads on Facebook, so as to sort of pay for the service, you know. So today, there were a really cute pair of shorts on the sidebar…neon green and shocking pink diamond patterned hotpants. Completely obnoxious and inappropriate for everything, but also totally eye-catching. Which, I’m sure was the idea of using them for the sidebar ad.

So I clicked through and looked around a bit. From the same manufacturer who brought you the shorts linked above is this jacket, which on first glance I thought was rather ugly, but which quickly grew on me, mostly on account of the clever use of the boldly printed fabric as well as the obviously meticulous tailoring and construction. The high-standing, rolled over collar and winged cuffs and the pretty piping are nice details, and the subtle mother of pearl buttons are the perfect complement to the deluxe Paisley type design of the fabric. I could actually see myself making and wearing a jacket not unlike this. I like drama (but only when it comes to my wardrobe!)

Not everything on the Taigan website is that inspiring, though. Or maybe it is inspiring, but all that it inspires is ire. This fugly little silk blouse pissed me the hell off. That is one completely unacceptable blouse in just about every possible way. Its most egregious sin is the complete and utter disregard to matching the very obvious, bright, distinctive striped fabric. Along the center front seam, not even the tiniest hint of an effort has been made to match the stripes. This is a #1 sin in sewing. This would get you a D- in freshman home-ec and a serious talking-to from your 4H Project Leader. There is absolutely no excuse for such shoddy craftsmanship. They have BOLTS of this fabric…certainly they could spare a few extra inches per blouse to match patterns. And it’s a bold, balanced stripe pattern joining along a simple, straight seam. It should be an absolute breeze to make a blouse like this correctly. I’m almost tempted to assume they made it wrong on purpose, just to be contrary. Surely they should know better!

And speaking of matching patterns, I have a new project on the table. I’d wanted a new winter coat that was not of the butt-ugly athletic persuasion. I wanted wool, I wanted earth-tones, and I wanted femininity. I think I will have all of the above in the following:

Coat (View A)

Fabric

I’m planning on using dark brown 8-wale corduroy for the collar, cuffs, and pocket trim on the jacket, and lining it with wool crepe, which I have not yet chosen. Yes, I will be modifying the pattern a bit to integrate hipline pockets with contrasting flap closures and contrasting cuffs, because I think they will look cool. I can’t feature a coat without pockets. It just isn’t possible!

I’m pretty excited about this project. It will be stylish and girly, but not pink/purple/light-blue like all of the athletic apparel for women. Also, it is not polyester/nylon/etc., which gets to smelling like armpits before the average week is out. I sort of like my orange Pearl Izumi jacket, but it gets so freakin’ skanky so freakin’ quickly. GROSS! Wool is a good choice for insulation, as well as for not getting all stinkified all the time, plus this fabric is hand-washable, thus easy-care as far as I’m concerned.

Evicted!

Some years ago, before the Performing Arts Center was being built, the site was an empty lot which sometimes sprouted construction debris, household waste, and random rubble.

Abandoned Bathtub

This scurffy old bathtub was one of the denizens of the lot before it was ousted in favor of what is becoming quite an arresting structure – a pass between the Sydney Opera House and a rolled-up armadillo, clad in shiny silver metal sheathing (I want to say sheet aluminum) the new Performing Arts Center is a striking and attractive addition to the downtown skyline.

Performing Arts Center
Credit SpaceGuy1969 from Flickr.

I like looking down from Penn Valley Park at it…it looks like some kind of fanciful alien crustacean squatting amidst the towers of the business district.

Kauffman Center approaches completion (2 of 5)
Credit JimSawThat from Flickr.

Perspective

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When I saw these straw-bags (used to minimise silt runoff on construction sites) I thought it looked like a colony of walruses sunning themselves.

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Like so…

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