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summer signifiers

A couple of weeks ago, I started thinking that the Sturgis Rally was coming up, and that the Box Butte County Fair would be next on the agenda. Mom had told me about some friends stopping in on their way up to Chadron for Fur Trade Days, and that made me think that in terms of a school year, summer’s past its peak and getting ready to wind down.

When I was a little kid, the County Fair (Box Butte) was the high-point of excitement for the summer…and the bittersweet harbinger of the forthcoming schoolyear. Shortly after the Fair, we’d be dragged into a tedious weekend of back-to-school shopping where countless pair of ugly and uncomfortable jeans would be tried on until the least offensive could be chosen. Boring shirts, sweaters, and skirts would be selected. New socks and underpants. Blah, pencils, blah, notebooks, blah, erasers. Fresh crayons, colored pencils, and glue helped reconcile me to my back-to-school fate.

But before the foot-dragging “can we just be done” rounds of back-to-school shopping cast a pall on my childhood summers, there were all of the earlier-summer rituals. Swimming-lessons began in mid-June (at which I sucked) and led to afternoons of horsing around in the Hemingford public pool. The dam would be let out in early July for irrigation, and then you can go tubing down the Niobrara. After the river started to get too low for good tubing, the local festivals would begin. Fur Trade Days in Chadron, Heritage Days in Alliance. Then, Highway 385 would flow with rumbling motorcycles as bikers from all over the country poured into Sturgis, SD, temporarily making it the largest city in South Dakota.

From summer-to-summer all of my friends who were in 4-H worked on their projects for the next Fair. In the spring, when lambing and calving took place, they’d get their “4-H project” lamb or calf. Kids whose families didn’t keep livestock might show a dog or a chicken, or participate in the various arts and crafts competitions. Photography, baking, woodworking, and sewing were all well represented. My longtime friend Amy was an ace seamstress even as a young girl and she’s always have something really fabulous in the sewing competition. I remember when we were Juniors, she’d made this plaid bomber jacket trimmed with Ultrasuede for the Make It With Wool category. Bomber jackets made of many materials were quite the thing that year; I had a similar one from Woolrich, but certainly couldn’t claim the cool-points from having made it.

When I was little, I thought the carnival was the main point of going to the fair. Scarred merry-go-rounds, tilt-a-whirls, a Ferris Wheel, and the Hammer (which I never went on) along with other attractions (Gravitron, Scrambler, centrifugal swings, enormous bounce castle), basically all the trimmings! Plus there were all sorts of exciting events and shows. Demolition derby! Square Dancing! Concerts! And that’s besides the main events, the stock-shows, the rodeo events, and the various judging competitions. It was best to go toward the end of the week, so that most entries would have been judged and you could see how well everyone had done. Scrupulously groomed sheep, sleek goats, and cattle with the ends of their tails frizzled into a cannon-ball-sized pompon were arranged in stalls so you could admire their finer points.

As I got older, not only were checking out the displays a big draw, there was the hope of catching up with school friends and other kids I knew and finding out what they’d been up to, and if any fun could be expected. I’d see girlfriends I had hardly seen all summer, and we’d dish about what was liable to be cool and popular for the upcoming school year (2 different color converse, and you have to wear 2 scrunchies that co-ordinate!)

Mom and Dad would catch up with friends they saw infrequently, too, and Dad would get wound up BS-ing with someone or another while Audrey and I bounced around like impatient superballs, champing at the bit in the direction of the rides.

Down here, a harbinger of summer’s end is the Air Show. I saw a billboard for it just recently and realized that very soon my little world is going to be very noisy for about a week as all of the stunt planes, the Blue Angels, and vintage aircraft of all description start to descend upon the old Downtown airport and then start showing off hotdog maneuvers above the West Bottoms.

Going back to the nostalgia kick from above, I was so fascinated by planes when I was a little kid. I think a lot of that stemmed from the beautiful red-and-white 1950 Navion that my grandpa owned and flew back then. Grandpa’s plane was much like the one <a href="http://www.trade-a-plane.com/clsfdspecs/820245"<in this link. My grandparents flew out from California to Alliance several times in my childhood and once flew my mom, sister, and me to Baltimore to visit Grandma’s brother, my great-uncle Mike. When jets flew high overhead, or cropdusters buzzed so low it didn’t seem possible, I was riveted! Much later on, as a highschool girl, I found myself courted heavily by Air-Force recruiters after the results of my ASVABs rolled in. As a gearhead and a reasonably good student, I appeared to be a good candidate for becoming an aviation mechanic. Sometimes, I regret not having gone for it. Sure my crappy eyesight would probably have kept me from actually getting to fly, but the money sure would have been good, and I expect I’d have largely been working with a lot of pretty interesting characters.

One year!

From Ruby's first night with us.
The cats had no idea what was in store for them!

A year ago, we decided to keep a stray pup that had shown up on our back step.


She was sickly, ridden with vermin, and ever so pathetic, but she came around well:

That snoot!
For a while, her snoot was kind of too big for her head (or the rest of her)

Guess who got a bath?
But as a probable collie-mix, it makes sense.

Looking uncharacteristically regal
She grew up to be very, very furry. More than we’d at first guessed she’d be.

This is what happens when a 4-year-old makes photograph requests.
This became
butt fluff
this

leap!
Our dog has a pretty active social life.

Awww!
Since puppyhood she’s adored Justin’s famous dog, Emit.
Ruby was totally impressed with Emmett and was shadowing/mirroring a lot of his actions

lounge act

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Nieve has also been one of Ruby’s mentors in how-to-be-a-dog.

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Sometimes, she administers a necessary smackdown.

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This past spring, our friends James & Dalia got a Pyrenees puppy they called Bagheera.

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At first, Bagheera didn’t quite “get” the concept of Wrestlemania.

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But as you can see, he was a quick study.

But as Bagheera has grown, he’s become more prone to accidents and injury, so he and Roo have to take the playdates easy. Enter our next-door-neighbors’ puppy Connor.

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This homely little cuss is a personable pit-bull mix who LOVES to run. His favorite game is to be chased, and Ruby’s favorite game is to chase others, so as you can guess, they’re pretty good buddies. Connor can be kind of pesty, and certainly presses Ruby’s buttons, but on the whole, they’re good for each other.

This first year of having a dog has been pretty great. She’s a good little buddy who gives me an excuse to wander around the neighborhood aimlessly. She’s so cute and personable that she makes meeting the neighbors easier.

She has her issues – she’s slow to warm to company at home (a little too committed to protecting the home-front), but on the other hand, away from home she’s generally pretty outgoing and she’s great with kids and generally very good with other dogs. She doesn’t know a lot (any) tricks, but she is pretty good with general obedience and her natural manners are surprisingly good. She has destroyed surprisingly little property during her time with us…one book, one shoe, one bedsheet, and one plastic flower pot that I can think of and those were all crimes of opportunity. If we keep things generally well tidied, she doesn’t go looking for problems.

I hope to report many, many more years of awesomeness with our little varmint-feathers.

The mealtime mambo

About a year-and-a-half ago, we put the cats on a diet.

Predictably, mealtime drama ramped up to incredible proportions. In fact, Grizzo will begin his campaigns for breakfast or dinner up to three hours before it is actually time for whichever meal. He’d always been food-oriented, even before the diet, but the diet has flipped some sort of circuit breaker in his tiny little brain and it’s constantly shorting out now, with especial surges when anybody makes the mistake of walking near or in the direction of the food canister.

The diet has been a success, however. The cats are now comfortably within the weight ranges our veterinarian suggested and I must say that the both of them (and especially Minnie) do look much healthier and better proportioned than ever. They don’t act much different than ever, being cats and all. They sleep a lot, when they are not awake and actively wrecking something. Griswald still has his unfortunate territorial urinating compulsions, and Minnie still “plays with gravity” or scratches on things when she wants attention.

We’ve tried positive reinforcement, we’ve tried negative reinforcement, we’ve tried to eliminate likely triggers, yet the cats tend to stay a step ahead of us and find something to befoul or destroy. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s pretty much impossible to train a cat out of a bad behavior, and you just basically have to wait until they finally give up and die and cats live for a very, very long time.

Anyway, the whole point to today’s entry was that I’ve had to instate yet another step in feeding the beastlies because Griswald, and to a lesser extent, Ruby were running Minnie off from her meals.

Minnie is by far the oldest of the lot of critters here. She’s somewhere in the neighborhood of ten years old and has slowed down a little bit, especially in the area of appetite. She will eat her portion of food in entirety, but she doesn’t gobble it down like Griswald or inhale it like Ruby does. So Minnie will still be nibbling away long after Griz has snarfed his portion, so he not-so-subtly will move in on her. He’ll stick his whole head in her dish and shoulder her over. She’ll settle back on her haunches, looking intensely peeved, but not doing anything to reclaim her rightful meal. She might pause for a hiss or a growl when he moves in, but doesn’t really back up her words. Then Ruby will pick up on the excitement and hover over the cats, poised to pounce on whichever cat moves first. This, of course, drives Minnie even further away from her meal, which by that point has probably been entirely polished off by Griswald.

So, to combat this recent development, I’ve taken to putting Minnie’s dish on top of her crate, Griswald’s on the floor, and Ruby’s on the other side of the room. When Roo finishes her dinner, I call her into the other room so that she cannot loom over and menace the cats.

Having multiple pets can be incredibly labor intensive, and each time I think I have these little varmints figured out, they throw in a new complication. And I feel like such a loser for feeling all triumphant about outsmarting a pair of cats. Each time I crack one of their pesty capers, I’m all like, “hah I WIN!” and then I realize that I have been celebrating outwitting a cat, and the glory tarnishes just that little bit.

Until my computer is back up and running, I can’t give you a proper recap of the event, with pictures, but I’ll hit a few highlights:

  • Christi winning in high style with about a ten-minute gap on Jenny, the second-place finisher
  • Nikki bringing up DFL, just behind Caitlin, who wins an honorable mention for racing so hard (and drinking so much espresso) that  she puked.
  • Getting free soda from Grinders, ’cause the waiter thought Melissa was cute
  • Having precisely as many door prizes as participants (9)
  • Victor’s disco dancing (caught on video)
  • Vanessa & Katie rocking the almost-matching hairbows
  • Chasm’s chest-brows
  • puddle-splashing water-fights (so far I’ve organized 2 events and it has rained for both of them – I wonder if Tetanus will be a muddy mess, too…I kind of hope so!)
  • The wine-bag(s)…oh how they fueled the most sophomoric, raunchy humor.
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    I invented a new dance to this song – and was told that I looked like Olive Oyle while flinging my limbs along to what may be my new most favorite song. I was wearing a red dress and my ubiquitous big boots, so I can kind of see it….kind of.
  • beer-chugging wheelies & foldsie bar-spins
  • furry bear-legs and penis-antennae
  • We’re doin’ it again next year, but with a cooler of Freez-E-Pops at the end!

So yesterday evening, Joel was off to Kung Fu class, and I was considering my options of leftovers from the fridge, maybe re-watching one of our DVDs, and finishing up cutting out this suit jacket I’ll be working on one of these days. As I was just about to have a rummage around the fridge, the phone rang, and it was Sarah Gibson of ACME calling, urging me to “pedal my little butt on down to the Plaza,” ’cause there was going to be some sort of bike event going on with maybe some of the guys from the Minnesota Cold Sprints and…Jacquie Phelan!

Now I know not everyone here is a follower of mountain-bike stuff or women’s sports, so that name might not mean much to everyone who checks in here, so I’ll tell you. Jacquie Phelan is one of the first women to really get out there and kick some ass on a mountain bike. She’s the originator of Wombats, a women’s mountain-biking and social club. She’s also an avid dumpster-diver, a charismatic chatterer, giddy, exuberant, wildly-dressed, and a total hoot. I had a big ol’ fun time shooting the breeze with her and Sarah at the Grand Saloon down on the Plaza, where she buzzed around like a happy bumblebee with one of my tulle helmet crests worn like a ruff around her neck, until she switched up and tied it over her cascade of dredlocks like a postmodern fontage.

She was traveling with the We Like Bike crew, a group of cyclists hired to promote 42 Below Vodka. I’m not exactly sure how or why vodka and bicycling are related, but the folks who were riding in this coast-to-coast tour seemed like a super-nice and fun crew. A lot of art students doing an impressive “What I Did on my Summer Vacation.” Likewise a few bike-shop mechanics taking a little sabbatical. Talked for quite a while with a fellow named Jonathan who’s got quite a bit of bike touring behind him and got to hear a bit about some of his pre-We-Like-Bike adventures. Chatted a little about cyclocross with some of the rest of the crew. I can’t say that I know much about 42Below, but I can say that they did a good job getting together a pretty representative cross section of bike nuts to go out and spread the good word.

A couple of the guys had bought some of my hats from ACME, and I made further arrangements to meet up today with Jonathan to show him the rest of my wares and sold yet another hat…ace for me! Once my computer is fixed, I’ll be putting up a few pictures of Jonathan and his new As You Like It Designs hat, and Jacquie, rockin’ the helmet-fluff headdress.

Also going to be adding her blog(s) to my must-read list. She’s got a colorful written voice that’s pretty true to her manner of speech. Moreover, she seems to have lots of adventures (even in her own back yard) and adventures make for good reading.

River raving

We met up with Dr. Greg & his daughter Kayla in Parkville today and rode the river back to Kansas City.

Greg had recently acquired a sweet vintage aluminum canoe and was itching to get it out on the river, and I’d been stoked about spending some more time on the Mighty Mo after the Trashboat Regatta (yep, I’m hooked!) Joel had gone out with a couple of friends the week before and arranged to borrow Mike’s extra kayak for the following week.

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Joel took this, and all following photos.

I don’t know if you can make out the expression on my face, but it’s a grin of almost face-cramping proportions. I was really, really having a good time. I dig this whole kayaking thing a whole lot. I was having a lot of fun just paddling back and forth between Greg’s canoe and Joel’s kayak, practicing turning around, slowing up, etc. I am looking forward to getting better at maneuvering it, and just plain getting out on the water more regularly. Sometime after we get our job situations more stable, I think we’re going to be looking to buy a couple of secondhand kayaks!

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We came upon the most peculiar crenelated belvedere of some kind. My guess is that at some point in time it was connected with riverboat/barge shipping or other navigation, but who knows? It’s obviously been in disuse for quite a while; all the window glass is broken out and there’s a small tree growing out of the roof.

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Downtown skyline in a haze of humidity – it was a very hot and muggy day, but down on the river, it felt pretty good.

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Kayla & Greg cruising along. Whenever they got well in the channel, that canoe slipped along pretty darn smoothly. It seemed to handle the wake from a sand-barge with fair grace, as well.

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Landing the canoe at Kaw Point. It felt a little disturbing to deliberately run aground up the boat-ramp, but apparently that’s the way you do it. When Joel took this picture, I was clumsily stirring my way upstream toward the ramp. I kept getting myself crossed up in the current and spinning wide, lazy loop-di-loos. I think I made three complete circles before I got the hang of it and was able to land!

It was a damn fine day to be out on the river. The river is still surprisingly high, so we didn’t have to worry too much about sand-bars. There were a couple of suspicious looking sinks/whirlpools, a bit of whitewatery looking stuff indicating sunken hazards, and the disturbing wake left by a river-boat pushing a barge loaded with sand dredged up from the channel. We were keeping our eyes open for trouble, though, and managed to steer clear of mishap. I must admit that the choppiness of the wake had me fairly severely nervous, and I felt kind of sick to my stomach before we got out of it. I did as Joel said and kept my kayak pointed into the waves and just rolled with them.

We saw a lot of wildlife, mostly avian, while we were out. Easily 20 blue herons, probably a dozen hawks, and several generations of geese. I got to see a gaggle of late-season goslings disporting themselves alongside the bank. They were leaving the water as I passed, hopping nimbly up the sandy riverbanks and waddling away into the weeds. They were still at that grey-and-yellow fuzzy stage that is so gawkily adorable. Greg and Kayla spotted a large emission of heron poop, but I feel fortunate that I missed that spectacle. Greg reported that the better portion of a whole fish carcass was represented. Can you say “eeeewwww!”? I know I can!

I told Joel that I think I may consider paddling about on the river to be one of those supremely theraputic things, like mountain biking or lighting off smoke bombs. I don’t know if I have ever waxed poetic about my love of smoke bombs here before, but I do seriously dig lighting them off. I know they’re pansy fireworks, fit only for children and the feebleminded, but I find something about them deeply calming and satisfying. I have, when beset by a lingering melancholy, found great improvement in my state of mind after burning off a baggie of smoke bombs. Due to my impecunious state this year, I didn’t re-stock my supply, but when I was cleaning my workroom today, I discovered two more baggies of smoke bombs left over from last year. I’m saving them for a really urgent need.

That being explained, I expect few people will enjoy the following video as much as I did, but here is a 5 minute video of some kids burning off smoke-bombs.
[youtube = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvkwaqSAmA]

My brain was wandering today, and it wandered back to the Arizona desert, to a two day stretch when our attention was consumed by grasshoppers.

For one reason or another, on these two particular days, there were grasshoppers absolutely everywhere. They were apparently in the midst of some sort of migration. Also, they were apparently in the midst of mating season, too.

Turgid bronze ‘hoppers the size of a large man’s thumb dragged themselves across the road in an insect parody of that old Disney nature program about the lemmings who migrated off a cliff. Moreover, many were locked in coitus as they scrabbled across the hot asphalt. In fact, at points it was a regular grasshopper orgy, and an obscene daisy-chain of rutting insects would be stalled out, twitching most disgustingly on the shoulder of the road.

I tried, whenever possible, to avoid running over the stolidly marching (or languorously humping) grasshoppers. Besides being opposed to unnecessary slaughter of innocent creatures, I found the sound and resultant goo-splosion beyond nauseating.

I remember, while we were dealing with the grasshopper leg of our journey, thinking that I should write about it here the next time we got to a computer, but then the next time we did was after we’d caught a train back to KC and had gotten into more hospitable countryside, and the macabre/sexually-explicit exodus was temporarily wiped from my mind. But as with anything so hellish and bizarre, it re-surfaced and I decided I’d share it today, just to commit it to writing and also to totally gross out anybody who is still checking up on my ridiculous site. It was certainly not something you’d see every day, and thank whatever gods may be for that!

Busted computer

Once again I am computerless.

I’m not sure what went wrong, but earlier today I was checking my e-mail, looking for news on the presidential coup in Honduras, and listening to a Rhett & Link video, when my computer just suddenly, and without warning, STOPPED.

No error messages, no BSOD, nothing. It simply quit running stolidly, undramatically, and with a finality. It will not switch back on again, and that’s that.

So until I get some money (doubtful if ever, considering the pittance I receive from my Grocery Store Lady toils) we’re a one-computer household, and if I may be frank, Joel’s computer is incredibly slow, janky, and appears also to be on its last legs, so I’m not placing any bets on this one either.

So what I’m getting at here is that my updates will become even more infrequent than usual, and that I won’t be able to put any pictures up on Flickr, since his computer and my camera refuse to see eye-to-eye. Also, I can’t scan the disposable-camera pictures from the Trashboat Regatta, and that’s a shame, ’cause some of them came out really well.

So, until my ship comes in (or I lose my mind and siphon yet more dollars from my dwindling savings account) I’ll probably be largely a non-net-ity.

Well, let’s face it. I’m a little low on brain power lately.

I’m up to my elbows getting stuff together for the Eeeewww! Boy Cooties! race and I’m just a space-case anyway, so I’m going to link to two of the funniest, disgustingest stories I’ve read online and let you guys laugh and get grossed out, too.

One of ’em is about strong laxatives and the other’s about a barfing hangover.

Enjoy…if you dare!

Age 11 – discovering that “Fettuccine Alfredo” is basically fancy for “Macaroni & Cheese” (a dish I’d detested since early childhood).

Age 15 – discovering that Toad The Wet Sprocket was nothing near to as zany and lighthearted as their band name.

Age 5 – discovering that the orange drink which churns tantalizingly in the translucent plastic mixer at McDonald’s basically tastes like a cross between Tang & orange-flavor Kool-Aide. It’s not nearly as exciting as it looks!

Age 7 – Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine. I think every kid who ever had one had the same experience. It’s loads of work to crank on it for ages to shave down a thimble-full of ice which you then “flavor” with foul-tasting weak Kool-Aide simulacrum. It’s messy, it takes ages, and the end result is not worth all of that effort.

Ages 13 — 18 – Being A Teenager. Man, when I was a little kid, I thought that being a teenager was going to be hella cool! You could have a perm, go on dates, wear nail polish, even DRIVE! Little did I know that adolescence is characterized by crushing social awkwardness, unpredictable mood swings, lots of acne, and a constant struggle to become more independent within the framework of familial expectations. Also, perms suck, highschool boyfriends were more trouble than they were worth, and I turned out to be a kind of lousy driver. Nail polish is okay, though.

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