"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in meta, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on Nov 26th, 2007
I will admit that I am a regular viewer of my own website’s statistics, ESPECIALLY the search engine terms. Most of them are either pervalicious or statistically improbably. In the past week, for instance, we have “cat kicking head,” “i like swirly in toilet sensual” and “why is the left sie (sic) of my head […]
Posted in Adventures, Well I'll Be Darned, Work/career (vague as to avoid doocing) on Nov 12th, 2007
I’m headed out of town again tomorrow. I’m one of four representatives from my department holding down the fort at a big civic government convention in New Orleans. I’ll confess to you that I am pretty darn stinkin’ nervous right now, because I have never been to a trade show, let alone worked at one, […]
Posted in Family, Fashion, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on Nov 3rd, 2007
And his endearing goofiness is one of those many reasons. I was talking to my folks earlier today and my dad commented that he’s just about ready for Audrey and Matt’s wedding, he’s lacking only a tie. He admitted that mentioned his tie deficit to one of their neighbor ladies, a kind-hearted craftswoman who was […]
Posted in Super-Short Entries, Well I'll Be Darned on Oct 10th, 2007
When I was at the drugstore buying the digital rectal thermometer I’ve got to use on the cat, I ran into one of the Rollerderby girls I met on Sunday. More specifically, the very kind Rollerderby girl who lent me her spare pair of skates. Within about 10 minutes of conversation, we mutually learned that […]
Posted in Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on May 18th, 2005
An enormous blue basset hound about the size of a 1974 Oldsmobile Regency 88 soared high above the flooded landscape using the motion of his vast, floppy ears to bank and steer his lazy glide. He let out a gurgling bay which I’d come to recognize meant that he was about to spiral downward toward […]